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Happy BirthGAY! 🌈
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Here you go, you lazy cunt
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Holy fuck you’re 50!
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Hopefully these will make your minge taste better
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I can’t afford the Netflix subscription so how about just a shag instead?
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I love you, but I love your cock more
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I want you to stub your camel toe on my morning wood!
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If we weren’t friends I’d probably think you were a CUNT
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If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fanny
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In dog years your dead. Happy birthday.
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It ain’t going to suck itself...
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It’s not gay if your balls don’t touch.
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It’s ok you're not ugly, you're just poor
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I’m not saying your balls smell but...
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Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy
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MASTURBATER TREATS
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Like father, like son - OH SHIT
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Mum, you’re a fucking legend!
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My favourite child gave me these treats
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My Only Fans paid for this gift.
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