-
Brought you these to bribe you because I’m tired of fingering myself.
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Brought you these to save you a trip to the fridge
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Calm your tits karen
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Congratulation on passing your driving test. Another CUNT on the road
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Congratulations on the birth of your baby. Bet your fanny's massive now.
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Congratulations on your new home. Hope your neighbours aren’t cunts.
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Dad thanks for not making Mum swallow...
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Dad, I’m glad I wasn’t just a wank. Happy Father's Day!
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Don’t lose your fucking teeth eating these
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Eat these or... eat me if you please
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Even dickheads deserve to be celebrated. Happy Birthday!
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Fella down the road offered me free candy if I sucked him off. Thought I’d share my reward with you
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
For when you like it sweet not dirty
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
FUCK THE DIET
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Good luck on your new job, thanks for leaving me alone with these CUNTS.
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Got these on market place for you
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Hap-penis in every bite
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Happy Birthday Cock Womble
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Happy Birthday Sugar Tits.
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per -
Happy Birthday Wanker
Regular price £6.00 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
