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40 and naughty
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60 and still a twat
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Anti Cunt - 1 a day
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Blow Job Mints
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Congratulations Sugar Tits.
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Dad, you’re a fucking legend!
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For when you are fresh out of fucks
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Get your turkey teeth round these
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Happy Birthday from one disabled bastard to another
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I'm eating, FUCK OFF
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Hope your Birthday is as nice as your ass!
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Hemorrhoids pain relief
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Have a Fanny-Tastic Birthday.
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Happy birthday! I hope it’s as great as your tits
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Happy Birthday sweet cheeks.
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Is it weird that I used to live in your balls? Happy father day dad!
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If we weren’t married I’d still bang you
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If I was a bird, I would probably shit on you
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I'm gay for you
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